Celebrity
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CelebrityThe press embargo is a clock. The quote was written to that clock.
Junket answers are not secret. They are scheduled. Treat the time stamp as part of the quote.
CelebrityAwards-season fashion is a sport. Dress it like one.
The red carpet is not a parade of pretty. It is branding, labor, and a betting market in silk.
CelebrityThe paparazzi shot is a product. Someone priced it.
That blurry sidewalk photo is not an accident of fame. It is a supply chain.
CelebrityThe apology video is a genre with three shots.
A blank wall, a whisper, a promise to 'do the work.' You have seen this movie. It is always the same movie.
CelebrityThe stylist is the real celebrity. The client is the billboard.
Awards-season coverage still pretends clothes appear on bodies by magic. Follow the credits.
CelebrityThe brand deal is not selling out. It is the job.
If your favorite star is holding a bottle, read the caption before you write a personality essay.
CelebrityThe award speech is television, not a diary.
A winner talking too long is not a scandal. It is a live show colliding with a person's one unscripted minute.